First, you must not leave the house for any reason, unless you have a reason and then you may leave the house. All stores are closed, except for those that are open. We should stay locked down until the virus stops infecting people. It will only stop infecting people if enough of us get infected so that we build immunity, so it is very important that we get infected.
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